kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

youtubers-andthings:

Youtubers in Pisa:
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And then there’s Troye:
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wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

Anonymous

r u the vroom vroom bitch

latitiasimmonds:

No I’m ur dad’s side bitch

zohbugg:

This movie was gold.

Idea for a two-volume book series:

Book one: a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
Book two: the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound

lapindesneiges:

sluttiest-virgin:

glittergaysandgore:

*drools*

I thought this was icecream. This is not icecream. I’m gonna cry

the internet is such a disgusting place

neyruto:

i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.

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